GESILLE MONTIEL
Q: What do you call a hamster with a top hat? A: Abrahamster Lincoln Q: What do you call a hamster with no legs? A: A furball. Q: Where does a hamster go for Spring Break? A: Hamsterdam! Q: Why was the Hamster upset with his job? A: It didn't pay enough salary (celery). Q: How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster? A: Terrier-fied! Q: Why did the dog cross the road? A: To get to the "barking" lot! Q: What is it called when a cat wins a dog show? A: A CAT-HAS-TROPHY! Q: What kind of dog does Dracula have? A: A bloodhound! Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus? A: He stole the show! Q: What do you get if you cross a gold dog with a telephone? A: A golden receiver! Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night?
A: They don't want to get "beat up". Q: What does the Easter Bunny get for making a basket? A: Two points, just like anyone else. Q: Why was the little girl sad after the race? A: Because an egg beater! Q: What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear? A: 14 carrot gold. Q: Why didn't the easter egg cross the road? A: Because he wasn't a chicken yet! Q: What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan? A: It took ears off his life! Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To prove to the possum that it could be done! Q: Why did the turkey cross the road? A: To prove he wasn't chicken! Q: Why did the rooster cross the road? A: To cockadoodle dooo something! Q: Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in the winter? A: She was no spring chicken. Q: How can you tell the ocean is friendly?
A: It waves. Q: What kind of hair do oceans have? A: Wavy! Q: What did Mars say to Saturn? A: Give me a ring sometime. Q: What did the big flower say to the small flower? A: What's up Bud. Q: Where does seaweed go to look for a job? A: The kelp wanted section. Q: When is the moon the heaviest? A: When it's full! Q: What type of songs do the planets sing? A: Nep-tunes! Q: What kind of flower grows on your face? A: Tulips! Q: What washes up on very small beaches? A: Microwaves! Q: What do you call an attractive volcano? A: Lava-ble! GESILLE MONTIEL
Q: What do you call two birds in love? A: Tweethearts! Q: What did the rabbit say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day? A: Somebunny loves you! Q: What did the whale say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day? A: Whale you be mine! Q: What did the boy bear say to the girl bear on Valentine’s Day? A: I love you beary much! Q: What did the boy bee say to the girl bee on Valentine’s Day? A: You are bee-utiful! Q: What did the boy owl say to the girl owl on Valentine’s Day? A: Owl be yours! Q: What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine’s Day? A: Your purr-fect for me! Q: What did the bat say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day? A: Let's hang out! Q: What did the elephant say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day? A: I love you a ton! Q: What did the boy sheep say to the girl sheep on Valentine’s Day? A: You’re not so baaaa-d! Gesille Montiel
Q: What did the pen say to the pencil? A: What's your point?! Q: How do bees get to school? A: By school buzz! Q: Which hand is it better to write with? A: Neither, you should use a pen! Q: Why didn't the sun go to college? A: Because it already had a million degrees! Q: What animal cheats at exams? A: The cheetah! Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because it had too many problems! Q: What building has the most stories? A: The library! Q: What is an owl's favorite subject? A: Owl-gebra! Q: What do you get when you throw a million books into the ocean? A: A title wave! Q: What did the computer do at lunchtime? A: It had a byte! Q: What do you call an owl magician? A: Hoooooo-dini Q: What did the grape say when the owl stood on it? A: Nothing, it just let out a little wine! Q: What do you call an owl caught in the act? A: Spotted! Q: Why do pandas like old movies? A: Because they're in black and white. Q: How did the panda lose his dinner? A: He was "Bamboozled!” Q: What did the panda say when he was forced out of his natural habitat? A: This is un-BEAR-able Q: Why do mice need oiling? A: Because they squeak! Q: What is a mouse's favorite game? A: Hide and squeak! Q: What are crisp, like milk and go “eek, eek, eek” when you eat them? A: Mice Krispies! Q: What goes “dot, dot, dash, squeak?” A: Mouse code! Q: What do you call a bears without ears?
A: B's Q: What do you call a wasp? A: A wanna-bee! Q: What's a bees favorite novel? A: The Great Gats-bee! Q: What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell? A: A hum dinger! Q: Who is the bees favorite singer? A: Sting! Q: Who is the bees favorite pop group? A: The bee gees! Q: What is a bee's favorite part of a relationship? A: The Honeymoon period. Q: What did the sushi say to the bee? A: Wassabee! Q: What do you call a bee that can't stop eating? A: Chub-bee. Q: What kind of bee is a sore loser? A: a cryba-bee Question :Knock Knock Who's there?
Alex! Alex who? Alex the questions round here! Questions: Knock knock Who's there Moustache! Moustache who? I moustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later. Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An Investigator Q: What do you call a crocodile with GPS? A: A Navi-gator. Q: What do alligators drink before a race? A: Gator-Ade Q: Did you hear about the crocodile who became a congressman? A: He was an expert dele-gator Q: Why did the dog cross the road? A: To get to the "barking" lot! Q: What does my dog and my phone have in common? A: They both have collar I.D! Q: What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator? A: A friend you can count on. Q: What do you call a cold dog? A: A Chilli Dog. By: PERLA CERVANTES
Q: What do you call a snowman on roller blades? A: A snowmobile Q: Which reindeer have the shortest legs? A: The smallest ones! Q: If a reindeer lost his tail, where would it go for a new one? A: A retail shop! Q: What’s it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A: A meltdown! Q: What can you catch but not in your hands? A: A cold! Q: What do vampires put on their Christmas turkey? A: Grave-y Q: Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt? A: Aunt Artica! Q: How many legs does a reindeer have? A: Six. Forelegs at the front and two at the back! Q: Painting of a judge in a criminal proceeding. A: Just Ice Q: Why do angels like to lie on the ground during winter? A: So they can make “ Snow angels”. By: PERLA CERVANTES
Q: Why is school easier for cave people? A: Because there is no history to study Q: Why do birds fly south in the Fall? A: Because it’s too far to walk Q: Why did the scarecrow win a medal? A: He was outstanding in his field. Q: How do trees get onto the internet? A: Easy, they just LOG on. Q: If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? A: Fall Q: What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? A: Straw-berries Q: What did one autumn leaf say to another? A: I’m falling for you Q: What do you get when you cross a tabby cat with a lemon tree? A: A sour puss Q: What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter? A: Pumpkin Pi Riddle: What dies half its life, lives the rest. Dances without music. Breathes without breath. A: Tree Q: What is the differences between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
A: One crushes boats and the other brushes coats! Q: What did the ocean say to the bergy bits? A: Nothing. It just waved. Q: Where can you find a ocean without any water? A: On a map! Q: What’s a good holiday tip? A: Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter. Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast? A: Frosted Flakes. Q: Why are there only snow men and not snow women? A: Because only men are dumb enough to stand out in the snow without a coat. Q: How does Snowman get to work? A: By icicle. Q: What is a snowman’s favorite drink? A: Ice Tea! Q: What did Frosty’s girlfriend give him when she was mad at him? A: The cold shoulder! Q: What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer? A: I.C. PERLA CERVANTES
Q: What kind of dogs do vampires own? A: A bloodhound Q: What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? A: Squash Q: Why is Dracula so easy to fool? A: Because he is a sucker Q: What do moms dress up as on Halloween? A: Mummies Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman? A: Frostbite Q: Why are skeletons so mean? A: Because they don’t have a heart Q: How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern? A: You use a pumpkin patch Q: If there are three apples and you took away two, how many do you have? A: Two, because YOU took two Q: What do skeletons say before they begin dining? A: Bone appetit Riddles: Q: I’m made of pumpkin and spice, but not everything nice, I prefer ghosts and ghouls and anything cruel. I can cool you down after the hottest time ever, you can figure me out without having to be clever. A: The month of October |
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